Breaking News: Notorious Super Hacker Jayden K. Smith Captured!
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Thanks to the overwhelming support and response of the social media community, the notorious hacker Jayden K. Smith has been apprehended. Smith was initially located in an Amish community using GPS technology by Homeland security and K9 tracking dogs. His setup was located in a horse and buggy and confiscated by authorities.
Lieutenant Anita Hooker spear headed the dangerous operation. In a press release, she stated "Jayden Smith is in custody. He can no longer terrorize the innocent people of the social media community.
We understand that he has caused much anguish and grief as of late. We've even received reports of people spooning their own eyes out after receiving multiple warnings back to back from their friends. He has divided friends and families alike. Please know he will be punished and we will seek justice. The threat is gone. There's no need to continue these messages. Don't let him continue to causee chaos. Do not let him win."
The devastation that Smith has caused as of yet is unknown as messages continue to circulate. Locals are urged to seek out help if needed. Government officials have deployed FEMA too the areas hardest hit. All state and government departments will be offering free counseling, anger management, and shelter for those who need to evacuate and take shelter from the influx of messages that will continue until word spreads.
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