Sioux Falls Tren Discovered to be Part Sea Lion!
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As many people know being attacked by a shark is less common then being killed by a cow. So, when a 19 year old Sioux Falls native, Nick Moran, was attacked by a shark seven times in his life he decided to go in for some testing. He was trying to find out if he was indeed part sea lion (a sharks favorite food.) After several tests were run at the local Avera they noticed that Nick wasn't your average 19 year old boy. It was clear that he was actually just a huge liar!!!!!!
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