Depressed faggot watches anime for 72 straight hours for "prank"
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Local retard Triston Stucki lives a sad and painful life filled with anxiety and loneliness. Stucki, 19, spends most of his time crafting memes, looking into politics, and watching anime: the average hobbies of a milenial retard trump supporter. But last week the extraordinary happened, in order to perform a type of sacred autistic ritual referred to as a "prank", he watched various anime for 72 hours without eating, sleeping, or using the restroom—a feat never attempted before.
After countless hours of shows such as Naruto, Sword Art Online, Cowboy Bebop, and K-on, the autist pranked the world itself—earning a spot in the Guinness book of world world records for "longest continuous cartoon marathon"—tunning the world with pure retardation.
No one really knows what has become of this young man—some say he overdosed on autism and died while others claim he has accepted a possition as part of President Donald J. Trump's staff. Wherever he is, one thing is clear—he wishes he was dead.
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