Pennsauken's Benito Morales Taking Reps At First Team RB & S/LB/CB

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With the start of the season looming, Pennsauken High School looks to add to what last years class started. After Head Football Coach Clinton Tabb earned a state championship in his first year as a coach, multiple extremely disappointing seasons ensued. Last year, however, with major contributions from the already graduated class of 2017, Pennsauken was able to get the ball rolling by posting a record just north of .500 and earning a spot in the playoffs. That being said, huge rolls left by pass seniors Martin Booker Jr., Cedric Jones and Djuan Fooks are up for grabs; enter Benito Morales. At just barely 5'6 give or take 169 pounds, he's not the most intimidating guy on the football field. However, he passed Mrs. Haines and Mrs. Fitz's class, so he's gotta be good, right? This player looks to fill the ever-so big shoes left by his former Teammates, with over 2,000 yards from scrimmage by Booker and almost 100 tackles by Folks. While taking reps at safety, linebacker and nickleback on defense, Morales looks smooth like a hot comb on nappy ass hair, looking sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup, eyes beaming like 4 karots a piece, just blinding a nigga. Not only this, but his presence at tailback will most definitely be felt as he battles fellow RB'S TJ Philips and Nas "I'm Fast but I suck at RB" Russell. With Marian, Gaby, Nayshalee, possibly Kayla, possibly Allysa, and possiby Odell on the side lines, Benito "Alejandro Alejandroooo Ale Alejandro Ale Alejandrooo" Morales looks forward to a big senior season where he puts everything on the line, dick out and all. This nigga really just read all of this ????????????????????Im fucking dead, kys, gts, then reevaluate your life.

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