Unidentified Flying Object Reported Over Small Washington Town

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Reports for a UFO flying over the small town of Brier, WA flooded the local emergency line on Thursday evening. Residents reported strange buzzing noises and unnatural lights in the sky just above the small town library.
After the third strange call, the 911 operator, reluctantly sent a police car to check the situation, while she traced the callers so they can be later identified and fined for placing prank calls to an emergency line. "I thought this must be some sort of retaliation on the fireworks ban just coming in effect"- said the shaken operator. To her utter surprise the accounts were confirmed and soon a crowd of residents and police gathered across the library gazing at the sky in amazement. The object gained altitude and disappeared in the night sky only about 20 minutes after the initial reports.
The library was searched immediately after the incident and it was discovered in a state of chaos. After a long night of work to clear up the books, only few titles were found missing. Apparently, Brier's intergalactic visitors were fans of the Worrier series, mindless yang adult series about the life of cats.

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