Philip Simons Caught in Dwarf Tranny Love Triangle

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Philip Simons Caught in Dwarf Tranny Love Triangle

Wenatchee resident Philip Simons was caught in a vice sting yesterday snorting cocaine off a transvestite dwarf hookers ass. We are not sure what he was thinking. One thing we do know is cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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