Oxymorohone (AKA) OPANA

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The pill often referred to as a wonder drug for patients experiencing severe pain due to terminal sickness or other terminal conditions. Derived from oxymorphone and morphine this potent opiate delivers a big dose of pain relief without large amounts of harmful fillers. Till recently this drug had thought to be an innocent and effective way to control severe pain without much side affect. Recent studies are showing terrifying results and the FDA is in Action presently to ban this drug and wipe it from the shelves! Studies from Harvard university show that 8 out of 10 patients that have been exposed to opana on a semi regular to regular basis being taken at least 2 times a week are developing a rare and incurable brain cancer! Symptoms consist of nausea, chest pain and shortness of breath. Expect the drug to exit the market by end of the coming week and drug companies to acquire massive amounts of bankrupting law suites. If you have been exposed to this drug in the past 2 months seek medical care and examination for this deadly outbreak of cancer caused by nothing more than illegitimate and fraudulent test coming from billionaire drug companies hell bent to put this drug in the market pre phased to adequate testing that was necessity for the change this drug experienced a couple months ago. Few people are aware of this crisis due to padded pockets coming from upstream amongst the stockholders of these powerful drug companies. This has to stop and its expected to hit the headlines by saturday night news 6-3-2017 CNN. Those thought to be exposed or having legitimate claims for ingesting this hell originated drug can call. 1-800-610-9252 for further instructions on procedure to be followed. Please stand with us and don't be bought out for harming your body. If you have ingested this pill in any form or fashion over the past 2 months then the odds for you developing this incurable sickness is 8/10 people! That's an 80 percent chance you will develop this aweful death sentence! Please don't hesitate, seek medical attention immediately!

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