ATTENTION Leo's Carnitas are actually from Machetes

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Come on down to Cristo Rey or Machetes Carnitas to get some high quality Carnitas!!!!

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ATTENTION Cristo Rey's Carnitas from Leo's carnitas are actually from Carnitas Machete's

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