Purvis Resident arrested for "pissing on a turtle"
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Lamar County sheriff department has arrested Jordan Neal Hall Tuesday night. April 18 at 8:45 at his home in Purvis. Officer Smith said that they received a call around 8:20 stating that Mr. Hall's Wife Melissa was scared for her life because her husband , Jordan Hall was drunk and wanted to "piss on a turtle". They showed up at the scene and found Mr. Hall standing in the drive way, heavy intoxicated with his pants off saying "I'm going to piss on your Mr. Turtle." Officer Smith then ask Jordan where the turtle was and Jordan went on to say "the turtle is on your back" and proceeded to "piss" on Officer Smiths back. Luckily Mr. Hall was clean of any diseases and Officer Smith was fine. Hall (23) is being held at Lamar County Jail. With a bond of $5,000. Melissa Hall went on to say that "she has never seen her husband act like this". She also stated that Jordan had 4 beers and 1 panty dropper.
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