Donald Trump adds 8 hours to every day.
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Today president Trump announced "Americans do not have enough hours in the day to get done what is needed during the day. Why should the time it takes the earth to rotate around the sun, dictate how many hours we have during the day. All days for now on officially have 32 hours!"
This announcement has Republican rejoicing the new hours. One Republican was seen dropping to his knees and saying "first he stops global warming and now this! Hurray!"
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