Cantaloupe recall

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Cantaloupe recall

All cantaloupe in the USA have been recalled due to deadly bacteria! If you have any cantaloupe immediately thrown it out and wash all surfaces it has touched with bleach!

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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