Man Admits Feelings For Taco Slinger, Goes Missing
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Early in January, Chicago Native Abraham "Jeezy" Arroyo walked into a Taconazo on Central Ave. in the Belmont Cragin area. He laid his wandering eyes upon the front desk girl, Maria*. Whilst his visit was intended to buy food for his loving and loyal girlfriend, who was waiting on the car, it turned awry. Upon entering the car, he stated, "She was pretty... for a Mexican." Very clearly offended and obviously disturbed by the sentence, his girlfriend turned to him and exclaimed, "Who's pretty?!" Thus, began a new era.
Abraham is no longer allowed at Taconazo, and Maria* went missing the following day. His girlfriend also bought stock in oxyclean. When asked to comment, she expressed, "They really get the blood stains out."
*names have been assumed and in no way accurate to the missing persons
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