Jac Kelshaw To Be Sued For Copyright Infringements!

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Neath is a small town in the west of Zimbabwe, and is constantly under criticism for its untidy streets and the drug overlords that migrate from Neath abbey, Skewen, Cimla and Briton Ferry. It is home to the famous 'Big Cam' (Cambrian Arms), known for its rich members only policy and its non acceptance of other scum. Neath is currently at war with eastern Zimbabwe town, Port Tennant, of which is home to loathed dictator, Samuel L Durkeson, who has ruled over the town with a non tolerance to sexual activity.

Neath legend, Jac Kelshaw is to be taken to court by Americans 'Tim and Eric' for his constant use of the phrase 'SPAGGETT!'. This will result in Mr Kelshaw being unable to say the word publicly or in sexy bedroom time with his mrs. I can no longer be Mr Kelshaw's go-to phrase when jizzing, and he can no longer jump out behind plants to frighten innocent children.

Tim and Eric's lawyer had this to say, " I feel the way Mr Kelshaw has been using this copyrighted comedy phrase is completely unacceptable, It was written to be enjoyed and not constantly imitated by some foreign lowlife. We shall be pressing charges so that no one else will follow down this path of illegal copyright infringements'.

Tim and Eric also wish to press charges on Mr Kelshaw because of his over-use of the word 'Jazz', which they believe to be an iconic invention of there's.

Mr Kelshaw could not be reached for a comment.

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