East Hartford High School Closes Due To Mono,AIDS and other STDS
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East Hartford High School will be shut down due to its new-found evidence by the State Health Department. The Health Dept. has found that 50 percent off the student body have some form of STDs. Forms ranging from Mono all the way to Gonorrhea.*Clap**Clap*. JK. But now the Board of Ed. are discussing what school should parents bring their students to and if they will open their doors ever again. You will be put on if anythings pops up. And well you've heard it first here folks, goodbye. Stay Clappy! I meant classy! (Too soon?)
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