EXTRA VIRGIN NARROWLY AVOIDS SLOPING INTO AN OILY GRAVE
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18 year old Matthew Dey from Mosul in Syria was urgently rushed into Yeovil District Hospital at 4:20AM after consuming 2 weeds and 18L of Olive Oil after celebrating Trump's birthday in Melbury Osmond with his friends, he quickly fell into a heart attack and severe diorrhea before being rushed to Hospital, his friend Harvey Bongden witnessed the occurrence and had this to say "I'd just come home from buying a 10 course meal with Charlie's credit card, it fucking stunk and I made my Dad's cleaner lick it up, I don't care whether he lives or dies and feminism is cancer" after mouth to mouth treatment by Dr masufa and Reverend Tofus Graham, matt has made a stable recovery and continues to Dab and Vape responsibly.
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