Local break in
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There has been a report of a break in late last night in Colchester.
This woman has been described and named but has no location.
Her daughter which doesn't wish to be named states 'my mother was acting normal last night didn't seem like she was up to any mischief but I do not know where she is now!'
She is wivenhoe's hardest woman and is known in the small town very well.
If anybody knows her location please contact the police as she is wanted by us!
She is a danger to us all, especially from the photo that's been put up with this post shows she has rather large muscles. Approach her nicely she may flip out at you if you approach her nastily!
Many thanks!
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