Local gangster and drug lord put behind bars after brutal assault

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Local gangster and drug lord put behind bars after brutal assault

Lewis tulip, 17, was arrested on the 24th of February 2017 after assaulting someone else with a pair of brass knuckles. It was believed that he had a few to many Guinness's and wanted to prove that he was top dog around the syntax, prudhoe. Following his arrest the authorities had to search his house due to the fact the assault was done using a deadly weapon. But what they found within the house would prove to be the most shocking factor of all. Within the house they found and seized 10 oz's of speed already bombed up and ready to go. One police officer said it was one of the best raids he had ever taken part in and he is glad the 'British pablo Escobar' is now off the streets of prudhoe.

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