Accountant arrested for Pimping
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David E. Swan (also
Known as "QP"), an accountant from Philadelphia, was arrested today for pimping and interstate transport of prostututes. Swan was arrested as a result of a prolonged investigation into prostitution. Swan is acussed of pimping prostitutes in several states. The unique thing about Swan's prosititutes is that they are said to all be obese woman, known on the street as "quarter pieces." Hence Swan's alias QP. One of his quarter pieces was a cooperator in the investigation and stated that QP loves big woman and a Trump supporter. Ironically, law enforcement tapped Sean's phone to gather evidence and also uncovered illegal campaign contributions to Trump. After posting bail Swan issued a statement saying "I am just a the small man on the totem pole......the real pimp is Ced Little Finger."
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