Crayons Stolen
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A Republic man has reported his prized crayons were stolen. The man isn't sure where he last saw them because he takes them with him everywhere and is just used to them being in his pocket. Edward Adams reportedly only sets them down when he plays his drums. "They are the best crayons ever" he stated, "I almost stay in the lines every time I use them". When asked if he could just buy new crayons Adams replied "F*** you, I couldn't replace those if I had eleventeen million dollars". Adams also said that the orange one has a bite taken out of it because he mistook it for a lollipop once. A reward of any bottom shelf shot at his bar is being offered. He requests to call him if anyone has any information. He can't remember his phone number but said alot of people have it.
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