Devastation at Apple Store over loss of employee

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Workers of an Apple Store are in grief over the loss of a well loved and excellent, hard working employee.

The Apple Store in the Leeds Trinity centre saw the departure of Andy Crampton. Also known by the names 'Cramptown', 'From the streets of Crampton' and 'In the cityyy, City of Crampton' (Sang)

One worker said "I've not been in such shock since the day a 10 year old was carried across the store by his arms and legs".
Another stated "The last time I cried this much was when our manager Jamie did a dance in the morning download!"
With another just distraught at the realisation that this is the end of his outstanding skills on the morning counts, excellent eye for visuals and perfection and efficiency in the end of day cashing up.

One of his closer peers took the news of the departure so badly that (he or she) took it out on the fixtures of the employee restroom.

Andy himself had this to say:

"I have loved every minute of working with such a great team. Quite literally the best group of people I have ever met. I've laughed every single day and will never forget some of the moments we've shared. With that said, let me just say, keep doing a great job and I'll see you all soon,
My numbers up! Keep Baggin' the dragon!

Andy Crampton has successfully punched out.

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