PARKLAND MAGNET HIGH SCHOOL WILL BE CLOSED ALL NEXT WEEK DUE TO STUDENTS SELLING MIX TAPES IN THE HALL WAYS

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Parkland Magnet High Will be closed all next week due to students selling mix tapes in the hallways to other students.

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