Local Kell man arrested for alcohol abuse to himself!
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Local Kell man Chris Morton arrested Wednesday night for consuming to much alcohol in a bar that is only allowed to have sodas! Chris was arrested for being intoxicated at a soda bar for teenagers and he is 21 with a bal level of .219 and he told the kids in there he's got something to brighten there day and fix there sodas. He cave them vodka and jack Daniels. He allegidly gave one kid 12fl oz of straight tequila and told him tequila makes her clothes fall of and the boy said my mom said that once and then she said I was born! Chris laughed and the police picked him up in Salem for the alcohol at a soda bar! Chris sits in jail while his alcohol was confiscated and used as evidence in his trial! All the kids came to the trial and thanked him for the good time. Apparently 3 kids have girls pregnant and 2 kids abandoned the bar and drink whiskey now! So sorry to hear about this young Kell man!
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