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Ms.Flemons is awarded best Social Studies teacher ever. According to Detroit Edison psa (Sections 8.3 and 8.1)

C.M. SlumMutt Dutton dead at 22.

Crazy bitch on the run

Warning this hottie will melt you.

Local animal snuck out the zoo

Thurston Highschool Gang "700" threatens school

Stan Lee dead at 93

Corey Jackson Dumbest Nigga In America!

MLA is CLOSED another day due to the triple Homicide of 3 Olafs

Hanson park school closes

MLA is CLOSED another day do to the triple Homicide of 3 Olafs

Hanson park elementary school closes

FatBoy Amare aka Evil Polar bear steals all our donuts again! Gosh Darnit

Is Ricochet, Eminem,Hopsin Planing Something Big

Who's really hiding in your closet? It's not the boogeyman...It's Karlon

Tpindell leaves YouTube and changes name to K3

Man Wanted Eddie Aleman

Chum Chum????????

Kane Brown Concert Cancelled.

The Shadow Twins Strike Again!!!

New disease found in Detroit Edison Psa called the "Dj Syndrome" Your hair is unpickable and uncutable

Quran Fairley and Aleesya Hudson is awarded worst couple in Detroit Edison psa middle school history

Teen that thinks he's cool

Rakeya is plotting a Din

Lauren Collins the largest fish that can survive without living in water

Rakeya is plotting a Dino revolutin

Rae'Jon Lavender is the number 1 ranked 3pt shooter in varsity B history

Every school in Northern Michigan is closed for the rest of the week due to...

Lona is one of the blackest girls in the world! She is in danger of falling into ashes

Jahlani Thornton is the number 1 ranked center in the Detroit pal middle school league

School Closings in Michigan

She likes to bite!

Hurley school migh close forever due to the dirty little big headed 7th graders

Detroit Edison Public School Academy