Local Man On The Run

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It is believed a man from Fayette County Pa, is on the run from police! Local law enforcement advises people to stay in their homes until further advised, for the suspect is highly dangerous! Shadd Matthews of New Salem, was caught force feeding individuals shots of fireball against their will in a few local bars. It is also believed that any individual that did not comply with his request on taking the shot would get "slugged" in the mouth! A bartender from a local pub said "when he orders 100 shots of fireball before he orders a beer after he walks in, your fu*ked, it's already too late!" Some eye witnesses whose names didn't want to be mentioned said they have seen countless times that he had told the victims to "walk nasty for daddy b*tch, lemme spit in dat a**" The man was last seen in a black Cody jinks sweatshirt, Harley Davidson edition converse sneakers, and gray jogging pants! He is also believed to had been spotted with a stolen guitar signed by Aaron Lewis, bottle of Jim beam, and water jug of moonshine! Please be aware of your surroundings until local crews have the man in custody! Full story on channel 11@11 kdka news!

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