Escaped Skunk ape in central Illinois
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It has been reported that a skunk ape has escaped captivity in Springfield,Illinois during transport to Florida it has been seen raping several dogs and chasing deer please avoid this animal at all costs unless you want to be raped by a skunk ape please contact your local animal control if you see the dreaded raping skunk ape. Known to have big teeth and claws with a cock the size of a Pringles can or larger. Please avoid any contact.
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