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Kankakee Junior High School was inspected on 3/13/17 where they found billions of hoes crawling in the school. This is the last year the school will stay open.

Tom Skillid

- News at 7

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Sincere D Smith IS Our New President

These Black Ass Macon Niggas Getting Desperate

Closing of all mps

Perrysbug woman gets finger stuck up nostril

All Mps Schools Are Closed!!!!!

MozArtis's New Artist!!!!!

No school for all mps and private schools due to Heavy snow please call 262-288-1493 for questions 8:30am-4:00pm

School Closings

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This nigga like going around wearing people shoes

Moody Weather Pattern Continues In West Virginia

Horny sailor gets rammed in the ass by random high schoolers

Raccoon With Dreads Shapeshifter

Patty's Snack Bar infected with fecal matter (Jonesville, NC)

East Wilkes to ban pregnant students from attending class.

Breaking news the truth behind snow storm

Tony Romo calls it quits

There will be school tomorrow for MPS

Kenn Freeman loses job

Riverside university high school closed because Masiyah R. Smith is a BIG JAY!!!!

Marco Antonio Martinez EXPOSED?!

Starmount high school closed

East Davidson shit talkin bitches

Bitch ass students at foreman

Cps closed do to snow and cold weather

Trump orders Uber to be audited for taking excessively high commissions from their drivers

Ericka is a stripper??

Thomasville && Lexington Bitches

Reunited once again

Danielle Bregoli going to landmark in Spanish fork utah

Devestating break up

Golder shut down due to bum ass hoes

School is closing tomorrow