Breaking News: Dan Price found Gay!
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Our news crew went to a Motel 6 after being reported about Noise complaints by 67 year old man Named Dan Price. We asked the manager about his thoughts & this is what he responded with, " I can't believe what I saw the image of that man doing those sexual acts, it was absolute disgusting & a disgrace to the word 'gay'." After that we interviewed Mr. Dan Price, & this was his response," Yeah so what if I'm gay? I made it so obvious to people that I am indeed gay. Sometimes in life you have to explore, & this night was my first ride of my life & I enjoyed it... as a gay Jewish man I accept who I am, & what I am."
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