Dirk Nowitzki out indefinitely with groin tightness
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This has been a recurring injury for Dirk every since Victor Hernandez hopped on his dick. But lately Dirk has experienced more pressure. Dirk was quoted saying "since I've surpassed 30,000 points Victor will not let my nuts go and it's very frustrating! Victor even thinks I'm the goat and we all know that's not true!"
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