NASA Host Summit With World Leaders

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As of March 5th 2017, NASA has revealed that "aliens" are indeed real. NASA head director, Charles Bolden, has came forth as told fellow Americans that "aliens" exist. Charles Bolden has came forth to state that, "We have withheld information for a long time now and it is now the time to reveal. We have documented that the "aliens" or the race that we have dubbed as "SPYF-00312" has in fact visited and Earth on more than one occasion. During those occasions we have attempted to make contact though unsuccessful at first but after numerous trials and errors with the species. We have found out they communicate through morse code, from our understanding it is a means to communicate with us since the species does not from observations have a mouth. The species has developed a way to travel from solar system to solar system through use of a fuel system that has our R&D team baffled." Charles Bolden also goes on to state that the species "SPYF-00312" or Spiff for short is a rather advanced race. They are not the average Holly-wood depiction of extra-terrestrials, "Spiff" is a rather tall and lanky race with several appendages that act as both hands and feet. Though they don't have mouths to communicate they do talk using a variation of morse code. Charles Bolden also mentions that the ship they use is capable of faster than light travel, " The way their ships work are that they are highly dependent on distances from large bodies of mass, and the highest speed is only possible at great distances from massive objects. They are utilizing what we are now calling a Frame Shift Drive in which they travel at speeds between 30 kilometers-per-second to superluminal (faster-than-light) speeds, allowing a ship to cross entire solar systems in relatively short amounts of time." The NASA director now requests a summit with the U.N and the world's leaders to discuss a plan to keep the species here to help us further our technology for mankind. If the summit goes according to plan not only will mankind as a whole be able to travel the stars how Spiff does but also be able to visit Spiffs' planet which is located in TRAPPIST-1. The summit is stated to be held March 10th 2017 and will be announced at 10pm EST/MT to announce officially what has been discovered.

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