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Two rivers student Duprei Biggers (14) has been nominated to have the biggest forehea in school. Prosecutors say the young man has been reported to always ride "shotgun" in one of the schools students boosted Ek and know to play some of the wackiest jams

Barrington High School closing due to fake bitches and thots

Joint Owner Plans To Expand...

Ben Lomond High school student Leslie ain't no cheater

Eairyies releases song " feeling like the jokerman"

Shayla Slater arrested for having weed

Teacher hits a student on the head with a a phone

Lunch Lady Sues After a Problem with 4 8th graders

South Elgin high school closing due to being broke

Twin Falls, Idaho is no longer Diverse.

Memes being outlawed in Virginia

In-N-Out Burger to Open Fall 2017

City-wide manhunt for notorious thief

Don't smoke crack

Schaumburg High School closes due to massive toilet explosion

Girl banned for bringing 4ft dildo to school !

Salvador Vargas Caught Cheating While Playing Just Dance 4

North Davis Junior High Problem

Obama get arrested for Treason

Boy caught smearing butter on ass !

Storm of the Century expected for Fayette County Pennsylvania

Devin Wible caught kissing and humping the school wrestling mat

After Almost 4 Years of Playing For The Cubs, Javier Baez Gets Traded To The Dodgers

Carlos caught eating dog in school bathroom

Doing your own acrylic nails at home is a new trend

Teen caught with drugs, arrested and is now in custody

Local man can't stop fighting urge to bang Clowns

Los Lunas High School classes cancelled until first of April

All McDonalds closing by January 2018

The Infamous I.Ortiz & _Midnight making a mixtape

All McDonalds in the world closing in 2018

English Man Takes Leak.

Claims to be a 13