All McDonalds in the world closing in 2018

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All the McDonalds fast food restaurants will be shutting down by January 1st, 2018, due to the amount of how bad you fat fucks just flipped out lol i'm joking you fucking fat stupid cocksuckers

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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