Metro Dispatcher arrested for embezzlement

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On Friday, Metro detectives arrested 28 year old dispatcher Brenden Ettinger for embezzlement. The arrest report included that Ettinger embezzled 100s of dollars from a fund created to help the families of fallen officers.

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