Local man turns himself in, finds out prostitute wasn't an undercover and turned out he anally penetrated a transexual bitch

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Thoughts and prayers go out to the asian man who accidently had sexual intercourse with a sheman. He said he felt a round object, that he at the time thought was a police baton being inserted right into his asshole. He was scared he would've been arrested by the transexual female he was currently having sexual and romantic feelings for. He said once he felt it, he ran and felt the tip poking him while he tries to run. He said he had to give the perpetrator all of his food stamps so he could leave, but that didn't stop the shemale from having a great time. We have reports that the man is currently serving 90 years of anal therapy, and we believe he will soon be out. The man has a biopic out right now, coming this summer titled "How the little Alaskan Bull Worm entered me". He is currently serving 200 years of prison for using the wrong side of the sponge. He told us that his name is Tyrone "muthafuckin" Jackson but we hardly believe him because he's special ed

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