Chemtrails Confirmed in Holly Lake Ranch Tx

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There are confirmed reports that chemtrails have been identified in a small Texas Gated Community called Holly Lake Ranch.

Residents are advised that nothing is going to protect you from breathing the submicron particles that are falling from chemtrail spraying. These particles are so small that they will enter the body through your eyes. Most of us have already been exposed to toxic metals and chemicals or inoculated with whatever concoction is being spraying on us. Here are some tip from people who have been through detoxing from chemtrail spraying.

Stay indoors when chemtrails are being sprayed.
Drink plenty of water. Water helps to flush toxins out of the body. You might consider drinking distilled water as you are detoxing.
Build up your immune system as strong as possible. (chemtrails weaken the immune system)
Get direct sun light when spraying stops.
Go to a health & vitamin store and get a Heavy Metal Detox supplement.
Keep young children and the elderly inside during spraying.
Avoid Vitamins that contain lots of minerals that could mix with chemtrail metals that could “accelerate” chemtrail effects.
Increase your Vitamin D intake.
Exercise to stay strong and keep your immune system strong.
Cilantro helps your body excrete metals
Educate yourself on building your immune system and chemtrail health remedies.
Keep 2-3 months of water, food and money in the event there is a breakout of some airborne disease.
Red or white wine before bedtime after proplonged exposure has helped some people. Wine contains tartaric acid that helps
Ice cream if nothing else, forms a mucous in the body that helps surround the chemtrail ingredients through the lower intestine tract where they would normally toxins would normally cause gastrointestinal toxicity.
Apple Pectin helps remove radiation from your system and is available in health food stores. Researchers have found that raw Apples are the richest of fruits in pectin. Drink lots of apple juice and eat apples within first 12 hours of a chemtrail spraying.
Do not get the flu vaccine this year especially after having your immune system weakened by chemtrails. Canadian medical researchers have said that you are 2 times more likely to get the flu with the shot and it weakens your immune system.