Suspects Stealing Monkey DNA
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Suspect Perkins Was Caught Late Friday Night At The Little Rock Zoo Around 11:34. Zookeeper Washington Says " The Monkies Were Screaming More Than Usual . I Went To Take A Quick Look & A Man "Perkins" Was There Injecting Monkies With Needles. I Ran To Call 911 But He Then Jumped On Me , Injected Me & I Then Realized I Was Yet To Become "Monkey Man ""
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