Apple To Release The iDildo, iPhone Fags Are In A Frenzy

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Apple just announced that they will be releasing the new iDildo. Users will now be able to go fuck themselves ANYWHERE! This news has started quite a frenzy among iPhone users and Apple supporters alike. Apple also plans to have designated areas all over the world where iDildo users can wirelessly recharge and fuck themselves while they wait. They will also have wifi hotspots for on the go gay porn service. This will revolutionize the world as we know it. People on the go will now be able to fuck themselves anytime anywhere with only the most advanced technology available.

Customers have already started lining up outside of stores. The product isn't set to release until the end of this year, possibly next year if it doesn't end up getting cancelled. Apple and iPhone supporters alike aren't taking any chances with a revolutionary product such as this. They will be first in line and ready to fuck themselves immediately during the release not a second after. "I am a loyal iPhone user and this product will let me fuck myself while i make calls on my iPhone, that's reason enough for me to purchase". Retail price is going to be $1000. A low price for such a life changing product from those great folks at Apple.

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