First Isenberg draw bridge troll to start this month.
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Alexander Simi (21) has accepted Isenberg School of Management's offer to be the moat troll for this upcoming spring. Over joyed with excitement we got a moment to speak with Alexander and ask him about this opportunity.
"You have to pay the troll toll to get into that boys h***". We thought the vulgarity of this statement was a little inappropriate. However, when we acknowledged this, he responded with "I'm an Isenboy, I can say what I want"
It's this kind of privledge that makes everyone else hate students in Isenberg, but hey... They're the reason our school is one of the top in the country, right? We're excited to see how you lead the school of Isenberg into greatness as you take on the first ever troll.
We have attached a photo of Mr. Simi's headshot. We aren't quite sure but we are almost positive he got the job based on his looks.
Ps your girlfriends hot
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