Gov. Gary Johnson and Dr. Jill Stein are in custody today after a high speed chase and robbery gone wrong.
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Gary Johnson and Dr. Jill Stein were both third party Presidential candidates this year that appear angrily disgruntled after Recount proved Democrats stolen a large majority of their votes (one county alone reported over 50,000).
They stand accused of a three state heist of breaking into different States Audit Recount Commission Offices and seizing the means of production, by extrapolating money leftover that was being used to purchase new voting machines. This is actually a 21st Century Bonnie & Clyde prank I'm pulling on a friend who thinks Jill stole money, and really did not happen... P.S. Big shoutout to Detroit. Hope you like your new voting machines. And The Green Party will continue to help to get new ones where ever they are needed. DrJillStein2020
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