Tom 'kingpin' Pearson jailed for life
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Former Copp student jailed for life. Tom 'kingpin' Pearson has been caught in action by the police in elseick a few hours ago as complaints occurred by the people off the neighbourhood. One women said "I heard a scream coming from the street as this poor little girl shouted rape " Tom was found to be creeping around the streets naked and making girls scream also as the police hunt began Tom was found naked in the middle off the local elswick field by the park in a K -hole after sniffing multiple keys off ketamine. Moments after Tom 'kingpin' Pearson front door had been kicked down as no one answered, the police raided the house and large amounts off ganja was found as well as Shaun Tom's Dad caught smoking a spilf. Tom 'kingpin' Pearson was arrested for class B drugs as well as rape.
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