DJ Charged With Criminal Damage

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A DJ in his early 20s has was arrested this morning and is being held in Leixlip Garda Station.

The young budding DJ named Dara Mc Ging or known to locals as DJ Dara, or M-C Ging was picked up this morning after being accused of criminal damage to Mc Gowans Pub in Phibsborough.

On the night of Saturday the 12th of November Mc Ging was DJ'ing in the well known and long standing Dublin establishment Mc Gowans when a couple of good looking girls arrived and started asking him for some deep house. Mc Gowans known for its cheesy charty tunes wouldn't have been prepared structurally for this sort of thing and it's believed Mc Ging was aware of this. The accused was thought to have been in breach of company policy and showed a blatant disregard to the management who had warned him twice already.

Shortly after this the management were made aware that parts of the roof had started to raise and break away from the building. The manager ran straight to the DJ box but it was too late. Mc Ging with his typical Badass attitude had literally just seamlessly blended "My Head is a Jungle" into "Deep Inside". It was at this point the roof blew straight off the building and the walls caved in on the punters.

Several casualties from St Pats were just looking for some BeWitched and never expected this to happen. It's thought there is at least 4 dead, 60 plus seriously injured and several bodies have not yet been found.

One upset witness said "I was lucky to get out alive, I had to be pulled from the rubble, he just ignored everything and acted like a jumped up pup".

Another witness named Ronan said "that cunt owes me 35 euro".

The accused will be sentenced for playing absolute stompers some time in the coming months and will be remanded without bail until then.

*A smug Mc Ging pictured above

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