GUZZLER DOWN!!!!!!
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Matt Dewson newly minted Guzzler (above Picture) could not hang throughout his first tournament. Sadly Mr. Dewson did not even make it to the field before passing out in the grass and injuring himself. Mr Dewson is reportedly in good spirits and mediocre health. He seems to have hurt his hamstring while reaching for another beer. Upon reaching out to Mr Dewson for Comments he stated, "I need to train harder, My alcohol tolerance must increase. I'll be ready for the Next tourney that's for sure."
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