Known Northern Californian and wild life advocate Big Foot was notably upset after Tuesday's election results has decided to leave the United States
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Many Californians and Oregonians where recently left heart broken after Tuesday nights election results left them in dismay with proposal that they would have to get jobs they began a not so peaceful protest even going as far as to suggest that the two states would secede from the union not realizing that welfare is provided by the federal government or that under succession they would have the pay a 35 tax on items they import into the United States as tensions grew long time northern Californian recluse personality Big Foot was quoted as saying " I'm going to Mexico to beat the traffic going into Canada and changing my name to viva los sasqutchio I was sick of my portrait in commercials anyway"
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