Jack Thompson, 15, caught chonging on major roggers inside Gala Bingo toilets.
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The young resident of Kirkby was spotted loitering around Gala Bingo, near the Kirkby Town Centre. He was questioned, and officers found a large quanity of jarg biff, spice and schwag weed in his rucksack. He was first discovered when a member of the Bingo reported him. She said "I asked him for a major chong of his bong as it looked well decent, but he slapped me saggy tit an told my Margaret to bugger off.".
Police are currently running tests on other substances found on Jack.
Updates will follow shortly.
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