Votes are in! Jiggles McMeaty wins by a landslide!
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Take a bow USA! This is your new president Jiggles McMeaty! Turns out Trump v Hillary was just a VR Simulation set up by the Illuminati. The only votes cast were by Lizards, Aliens, Batman and Ronaldo. His campaign slogan was "Fus Ro Dah!" and in an interview when asked "You call yourself a wizard?" he replied by pulling out his sword to which the interviewer proclaimed "This is a magic duel!". The then presidential candidate then had his bodyguard Faendal come to his aid to which the interviewer stated "This is a one on one duel!". The now president has made one final statement by claiming he will drop Imperial policy of getting a bounty for killing a chicken.
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