Both Trump AND Hillary assassinated, leaving Gary Johnson in the lead

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Both front runners of the election have been confirmed dead this afternoon in their own offices from simultaneous heart attacks. Federal Officials are saying this was an act of terrorism. But statements from people who were the scenes of the crime say that Hillary and Trump were having a private phone conversation as the race was near the end of its run. These witnesses say that both candidates were expressing a lot of emotion then they say they heard both of them start counting down. From there the testimonies from the witnesses vary. Some say they saw one of the candidates ingest a something at the end of the count down. Other testimonies, specifically those from trumps camp say that Donald just merely looked out the window to see an immigrant worker trimming the bushes outside his office and then collapsed from a heart attack. Regardless of how it happened this means that Gary Johnson is now in the lead with .8 of the electoral votes while Jill Stein sits at .6.

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