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20 Year old man to be jailed for having skid marks in places that shouldn't be seen.
Daire Lackin a 20 year old from Downpatrick has been sentenced to 3 years in prison due to of wearing the same boxers for a week straight and havin more skidmarks than there is on the roads in Divis west Belfast.
Lackin pleaded not guilty as he said "it was not my fault that my ma only packed one pair of boxers" the judge was not happy with replying "you were 19 at the time you are big enough and smelly enough to pack your own"
Also th conserned friends of Mr lackin had this to say "when we were in the hotel together I witnessed daire turning the boxers inside out and putting them back on, I feared for my life as I have never seen brown stains this big before"
The 20 year old is to inprisoned by the 17 of December and will never harm anyone's eyes and nose again.
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