Makeup is being banned?

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MAC, NYX, Bobby Brown, Charlotte Tisbury are all being close down due to the fact that it is making young girls look older than they are and very vulnerable so it will be only sold to 17 and over!

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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