Local punter Shane Linehan arrested on sexual offence charges

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Local punter Shane Linehan arrested on sexual offence charges

Inniscarra native Shane Linehan was brought into custody earlier this morning as he is believed to be linked to numerous sexual assaults against young girls. Shane (pictured above in his favorite polo) is believed to have taken the girls aged between 13 and 15 years to McDonalds before attack them with his "sambo sausage" as he calls it. We are thankful another monster has been taken off the streets.

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