Barrow business teacher in high-speed car chase

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A local college business teacher has been spotted on the M90, accelerating at a rapid speed. The teacher , who is also the CEO and owner of the multi-national company 'Trace™' can be spotted in the passenger side of a 2006 Mini Cooper, which is said to be owned by her sister.

The college have denied any ties with the assailant with the principle even going as far to claim that "she doesn't even go here".

The car chase is said to be because of a spat she had with husband, Norris (owner of popular corner shop : The Kabin). The spat , we're told by a source close to the owner of Trace™, was about her long-lived affair with her "Sugar daddy"- Alan Sugar.

We've asked Lord Sugar's reps for a statement but have not received one as of yet.

The assailants business A1 students will be left with nobody to grade their pages of notes, 10 and 11.

Theresa May has labelled Mrs Riley's actions as "atrocious" and "horrific" as they are depriving children of a solid, right wing education.

The current PM , who was not voted into power specifically, was focused on her thirst for Brexit to be well underway, with May saying: "While others seek to tie our negotiating hands, the government will get on with the job of delivering the decision of the British people".





UPDATE:
Theresa May in critical condition after being in a collision with Barrow's own crime lord , Tracy Riley.

High court pray that Theresa May does not return and hail Mrs Riley a hero.

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