Remi Ryan's sausage on the loose
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Remi Ryan, 13, sausage is on the loose. It escaped her room round about 3 hours ago and hasn't returned since. She told The police "my sausage was my life. It was the only distraction from my chicken nugget named bob, I miss bob" she is doing a search party for her sausage. The sausage is described as Long brown and is very happy at all times. Please help find Remis sausage. Call 0170sosij023458
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